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i can't write anything clever
about me or this blog
it contains lot of everything
mostly randomness
and i'm Heidi and i'm random
thank you
i can't write anything clever
about me or this blog
it contains lot of everything
mostly randomness
and i'm Heidi and i'm random
thank you
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
lol remember when dean said “this is like the first 5 mins of every porno I’ve ever seen”
and then its two gay guys
Steven Stamkos
There is actually nothing cuter in the world than this gif.
In europe you don’t say ‘i love you’ you just vote for your neighbouring countries in Eurovision I think that’s hauntingly beautiful
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONGHE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
