jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

hamishwatson:

offallenangelsanddemons:

hamishwatson:

my mom bought a paper shredder and it literally destroys credit cards and dvds wtf POWERFUL SHIT

Use this technology only for good.

i will put u thru the shredder

also new avatar picture from my graduation

it’s been a nice day :)

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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